1 00:00:00,167 --> 00:00:02,878 [gunfire, helicopter whirring over stereo] 2 00:00:10,094 --> 00:00:11,762 Harry, can you shut that shit off? 3 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:14,015 No problem, boss. 4 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:16,766 [stereo turns off] 5 00:00:17,018 --> 00:00:18,269 I don't know why he does that. 6 00:00:18,561 --> 00:00:20,664 - [country music playing] - Yeah, seems like an odd thing 7 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,148 to play in a bar full of veterans. 8 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,317 No matter how many times I ask him to just play music, 9 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:27,890 he always tries to find a way to slip in machine gun fire. 10 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,655 There's music in the guns, boys. 11 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:33,826 You just have to listen. 12 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:36,912 You know what else there's music in, Harry? 13 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:38,580 Music. 14 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:39,748 What's the matter? 15 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:43,294 You find it "triggering"? [laughs] 16 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:44,586 [groans] 17 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:46,172 Get it? It's a homonym. 18 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:48,174 You're a homonym. 19 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:52,887 - [Harry] Another one? - Yeah, this is really good. 20 00:00:53,179 --> 00:00:54,179 It is good. 21 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:57,308 And it's also veteran owned and made in the USA. 22 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,560 - Wow, that's amazing. - Yeah. 23 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:02,521 Yeah, and we should probably change the topic 24 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:05,133 - 'cause it's starting to feel like an ad. - [chime sounds] 25 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:10,362 You know, what you're experiencing is no different 26 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:12,198 than what every veteran goes through. 27 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:14,575 You've turned in the uniform, 28 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,453 but you're still carrying around that invisible rucksack. 29 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:20,081 You're never gonna be happy until you take that off too. 30 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:23,667 That's pretty deep, man. 31 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:27,588 Cheesy as hell, but it's deep. 32 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,966 Yeah, you've turned in your fatigues, 33 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:34,887 but you're still camouflaging yourself in the world. 34 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:37,848 Do you just have an endless supply of these, or...? 35 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:43,479 All jokes aside, you're a jumper in the door of a C-130, baby, 36 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,524 and that mission's coming. You understand me? 37 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:48,776 Ready! 38 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,588 Door opens, and the wind is blowing, and your knees are shaking, 39 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:54,977 and you're holding on to that static line, and your sweat's coming down your face, 40 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,368 and there's no mommy to save you now, baby! 41 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:59,370 Ten minutes! 42 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:02,224 The call's coming, and you know it's time. If you jump, you might die. 43 00:02:02,248 --> 00:02:05,084 But if you don't jump, they might fucking die. 44 00:02:05,376 --> 00:02:07,336 You got it? You know what you got to do? 45 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,348 There's only one mission that you got to do. 46 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:11,090 Thirty seconds! 47 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:12,782 Are you ready? You got to be ready. 48 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:15,170 You got to be so fucking ready. When I say go, you go. 49 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:16,053 You understand me? 50 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:18,681 [yelling] Go, go, go! 51 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:25,062 [gunfire, helicopter whirring over speakers] 52 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:29,066 Harry, for the last time! 53 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:30,818 [theme music playing] 54 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,322 [tow winch whirring] 55 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,660 Hey. Hey, that's my car! 56 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,370 Hey, wait! 57 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:24,662 Wait! 58 00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:26,665 Bollocks! My car! 59 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:29,919 Hey, wait! What are you doing? That's my car. Wait! 60 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:33,464 [laughing] Hey, top of the morning to you, wee Karen! 61 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:37,092 First, that's Irish, and I'm English, you pillock. 62 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,544 Second, what the bloody hell do you think you're doing? 63 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:43,349 Yeah, scones and colonialism, whatever. 64 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:46,727 Obviously, you missed the building association meeting. 65 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:48,229 We voted unanimously. 66 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:52,775 All front row parking spots now cost a thousand dollars a month. 67 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:55,486 Unanimously? You own all the units! 68 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:57,321 When did this happen? 69 00:03:57,613 --> 00:03:59,657 I mean, I do own them all. 70 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:02,201 Uh, the meeting was held this morning. 71 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:05,454 The policy is effective immediately, Karen. 72 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:09,750 This is ridiculous. You're not gonna get away with this. 73 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:13,462 Listen, Kar Bear, if you want your parking spot back, 74 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:16,632 all you got to do is pay us a thousand dollars a month. 75 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,717 I'm gonna make you a real sweetheart deal. 76 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,470 I'll actually lend you the money each month. 77 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,973 I have many thousands of dollars. 78 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,308 Okay, you are not gonna get away with this, 79 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,686 and I don't want your money. 80 00:04:28,978 --> 00:04:29,978 [groans] 81 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:31,689 [Stewart laughing] 82 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:35,734 Stewmeister, thank you for the 411. 83 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:38,988 It looks like old Gasoline Dog is really circling the drain. 84 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:42,533 It's survival of the fittest, Lucius, and we're the fit. 85 00:04:42,825 --> 00:04:44,535 [both laughing] 86 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:46,120 [Lucius] Let's take it away. 87 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,791 Look, Aunt Karen hasn't been getting it done. 88 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,418 We need money. 89 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:55,713 And when I'm teeing up multinational ambulance companies 90 00:04:56,005 --> 00:04:57,047 and she's saying: 91 00:04:57,339 --> 00:05:00,509 [in high-pitched voice] "No, they're too mean, Stewie," 92 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,721 [in normal voice] I know she's not gonna get on my level. 93 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:10,060 The Gasoline Dog ship is sinking, and I am not going down with it. 94 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:13,188 So it's time to find a new captain, 95 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,733 and I, the first mate. 96 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:22,196 Hey, guys. 97 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:24,783 Weren't you wearing that yesterday, Chaz? 98 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:28,203 You guys locked me in last night. Again. 99 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,789 Oh. My bad, dude. 100 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:34,834 Hey, Ash. 101 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:36,128 Hey, Joe. 102 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:42,009 So, uh... how was the date with Michael? 103 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:43,719 Oh, it was amazing. 104 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:47,431 He took me to this fancy restaurant and let me drive his Range Ro... 105 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,214 That's not important right now. 106 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:53,270 What's important is something really bad is going down. 107 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:54,979 What's up? 108 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:58,650 I overheard Stewie talking to Lucius. 109 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:02,321 He's giving him insider information about Gasoline Dog. 110 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:03,655 That son of a mutt. 111 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:05,657 That's low, even for him. 112 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:09,870 That guy just has no, no, no... 113 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,414 scruples. 114 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,667 I'm sorry I said that. 115 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,711 We have to tell Karen, right? 116 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:21,382 Unlike you, I don't like to report people to my boss. 117 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:25,177 But this one's different. 118 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:29,390 It gets worse, guys. I knew we were in trouble financially, 119 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:32,184 but I didn't know we were in this much trouble. 120 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:34,686 My God, are we gonna lose our jobs? 121 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:38,399 I don't wanna spend time having to make friends again like I have here. 122 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:44,321 Okay, look. Let's not freak out, all right? 123 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:48,158 First things first, like Jocelyn, I'm not a fan of tattletaling. 124 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:49,867 But... 125 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,789 this is a Benedict Arnold. 126 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,833 Brutus stabbing Caesar. 127 00:06:57,042 --> 00:07:01,380 "Saruman is actually working with Sauron" situation. 128 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:02,714 [mimics explosion] 129 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:06,176 - We've got to tell Karen. - Tell Karen what? 130 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,554 Stewie has been plotting against us. 131 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:09,930 Wait, listen. 132 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:12,558 Listen, I know Stewie can be a bit abrasive, 133 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,226 but he's my nephew. 134 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:16,061 Well, you know, step-nephew. 135 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,939 He's planning to take you down, with Lucius. 136 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:21,733 With Lucius? This can't be true. 137 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:25,028 [Ashleigh] It is true, Karen. I saw it with my own eyes. 138 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,113 Well... 139 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:31,452 Well, that's incredibly disappointing. 140 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:36,999 But you know, this is a good time to remember the third L of leadership, 141 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:38,750 which is "love." 142 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:44,006 And we've got to love our coworkers and support them to help them thrive 143 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,091 to reach their full potential, and then... 144 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:47,050 Karen! 145 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,970 He said you were a bad leader. 146 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:51,422 - [dramatic music plays] - Oh. 147 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:54,641 Did he now? 148 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:59,229 It's okay, love. It's really okay. 149 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:01,356 I'll handle this. 150 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:04,943 [exhales sharply] 151 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:07,278 [Joe] Dang it. 152 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,200 What the hell happened to you? 153 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:15,037 Los Reyes de los Lobos happened. 154 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,747 [dramatic Latin music plays] 155 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:17,748 What? 156 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,250 They lease the printing company across the way. 157 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,711 - They're real jokesters. - [Chaz] Jokesters? 158 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:26,173 They're the devil. Let's not forget they stole Bessie. 159 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:28,065 Okay, hold on. Let me get this straight. 160 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:31,512 It sounds like a printing company shot you up with paintballs 161 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:32,846 and kidnapped some girl? 162 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,307 Specifically, they shot me up with paintballs 163 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,309 when I went to pick up our order. 164 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,478 And Bessie isn't just some girl. 165 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:42,606 She's our special girl. 166 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:44,399 What does that even mean, dude? 167 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,527 Bessie is a stuffed raccoon. 168 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:48,570 She was our mascot. 169 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,864 I still think about her sometimes. 170 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:52,991 Why do you still pick up from them? 171 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,202 Because they have the best printing in town. 172 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:57,746 - That can't be a good enough reason. - No, they're good. 173 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:01,041 No fraying, no ink bleed. 174 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:04,503 And when you want a binder done right... 175 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,005 [all] There's nobody better. 176 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,883 They had a stuffed raccoon, and it was stolen. 177 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:13,011 And the nerds who stole the raccoon print paper for a living 178 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,931 and call themselves the "Kings of the Wolves." 179 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:19,560 Okay. Yeah. Totally normal. 180 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:24,648 Unacceptable! You will rue the day, Aunt Karen. You will rue the day. 181 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,733 [yelling] Vengeance will be mine! 182 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:29,111 Why don't you run back to your turtleneck wearing, 183 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,988 sit-up-making new best friend! 184 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,365 You make dooders look good, you gormless git! 185 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:34,908 Now get out! 186 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,328 Good riddance! 187 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:44,668 - Karen, you okay? - Oh, I'm great. I'm great. 188 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:48,255 Now, today's a good lesson for the eighth L of leadership, 189 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:49,547 which is "liberate." 190 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:54,261 And I just liberated that two-faced tosser from his employment. 191 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:55,637 [all cheering] 192 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,180 [Ashleigh] Go, girl! 193 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,032 - Karen, that was awesome. - Boss bitch! 194 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,851 Putting drill sergeants to shame. 195 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:04,146 Oh, I just hope he finds peace with his new life. 196 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:07,024 [Chaz] Huh? 197 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:09,651 Oh, what am I saying? Fuck that guy! 198 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:10,943 Yeah! 199 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:12,571 [all cheering] 200 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:16,867 Okay, guys, I think we deserve a celebration. 201 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:17,868 Let's go! 202 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,013 - Yes! - [Carter] That's what I'm talking about! 203 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:20,662 Karen! 204 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,623 [all chanting] Karen! Karen! 205 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,542 Karen! Karen! Karen! 206 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,544 ? Karen! Karen! Karen! ? 207 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,379 ? Karen! Karen! Karen! ? 208 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,048 ? Karen! Karen! Karen! ? 209 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:35,844 Joseph, I need to speak to you in my office for just a brief moment. 210 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,136 Okay. 211 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,723 I have something that I need to get off my chest. 212 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,769 ? Karen! Karen! Karen! ? 213 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:45,604 What's up, Princess Kar-Kar? 214 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:46,896 What the hell? 215 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,149 I'm just out here enjoying my new space. 216 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:51,652 I've got so much room to explore out here. 217 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:54,738 It really gives me an opportunity to let my legs roam, 218 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:56,150 if you know what I'm saying. 219 00:10:56,281 --> 00:11:00,243 Oh, God, okay. That's a sex crime. Don't ever do that again. 220 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,135 - [laughing] - And you know what, Lucius? 221 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:03,830 I'm going to win. 222 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:07,292 Gasoline Dog is gonna grow and thrive, and I will have my spot back 223 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,711 by the time we have our Christmas party. 224 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,483 You know, by the sounds of it, Karen, 225 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,674 you're not even gonna have a business by then. 226 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:17,928 Oh, my God, I've had enough of you. By the power of Freya, I smite you! 227 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,930 [screaming] 228 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:24,101 Karen, Karen. We have celebrating to go do. 229 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:25,393 Forget him. 230 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,020 I don't wanna celebrate anymore. 231 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:31,066 - I'm going home. - Well, sayonara, Karen-san. 232 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:35,612 - [barks] - [chuckling] Okay. 233 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,825 [growls] 234 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,495 Hey! 235 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,665 That wasn't cool, man. 236 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,458 - [shouts] - [screams] 237 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,924 [cackling] 238 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:57,676 To the new alpha dog. 239 00:11:57,968 --> 00:12:01,930 - I hope you're not talking about yourself. - I think we both know I meant Jocelyn. 240 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,516 My reign will be hard, but fair. 241 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:05,934 I'll drink to that. 242 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,310 Boss bitch. 243 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:10,105 [dramatic Latin music playing] 244 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,067 [Jocelyn] Pretty good. 245 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,196 - [music continues] - [indistinct chatter] 246 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,874 Avert your gazes, desgraciados. 247 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:32,878 For you are in the presence of Los Reyes de los Lobos. 248 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,838 [all howling] 249 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,090 �C�mo est�s? Douchebags. 250 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,301 - Stewie! - [laughing] 251 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,220 How was that print you picked up today, Carter? 252 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,555 You know how it was. 253 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,223 I wanna hear you say it. 254 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:47,601 It was perfect. 255 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,518 I know. 256 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,482 [Chaz] Look, you guys print great, okay? 257 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,014 - Everyone knows it. - Oh, yeah. 258 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,943 Stewie, we're glad you found a new job. 259 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,321 Now, how about we stay on our side of the bar 260 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:00,739 and you guys stay on yours? 261 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:03,784 Hey! Hey! First off, it's not Stewie anymore. 262 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,870 It's El Prostituto, okay? 263 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,998 And second, this whole bar is ours. 264 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,751 This is Lobo territory. 265 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,336 And when we get back, 266 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,130 maybe I'll spend a little time with Bessie, Raf. 267 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,131 Oh, you wouldn't. 268 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:19,633 - Oh, wouldn't I? - No. 269 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:21,635 Cerveza, girl. 270 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,473 Uh-uh. 271 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:32,938 [groaning] 272 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,735 Come on, man! 273 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,780 What are you gonna do about it, ese? 274 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,072 [speaking Spanish] 275 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,449 [spits] Puta. 276 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,035 �D�nde est� la biblioteca? 277 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,995 None of you are even Hispanic. 278 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,497 This is your last warning. 279 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,916 We don't wanna see you in here again. 280 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,836 [dramatic Latin music playing] 281 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,088 Vamos, Lobos. 282 00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,464 [Chaz] You leave her alone. 283 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,012 What did I miss? 284 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,889 Well, Stewie's a Lobo. 285 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,516 The Lobos poured beer on us, 286 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,852 and they're gonna do something to Bessie. 287 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,813 - [sobbing] - What took you so long to get here? 288 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,149 That is not important right now. 289 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:21,778 What is important right now is that you're not gonna take it anymore. 290 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,948 We are not gonna take it anymore, all right? 291 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,325 It's time we fight back, all right? 292 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,787 Against Lucius, against the Lobos. 293 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,081 For Gasoline Dog. 294 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,833 For Gasoline Dog! 295 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,668 [all] For Gasoline Dog! 296 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,044 [all shouting] 297 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:41,131 - [Ashleigh] I'm so excited. - But how? 298 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:42,965 How? 299 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,553 I'll show you how. 300 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:47,929 [tense music playing] 301 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:58,231 [Joe] For God's sakes, Carter, can we just turn on the lights? 302 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,610 Fine. Lights! 303 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,322 [Joe] All right, listen up. 304 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:10,577 The main objective is the HQ of Los Reyes de los Lobos. 305 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:15,957 We know their main avenue of approach is here. 306 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:21,129 Now, they arrive to the front parking lot each morning at 0800. 307 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:26,676 Chazzy Boy is going to block that access point here, 308 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,554 forcing them down the alleyway, 309 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,057 or as I like to call it, "the Fatal Funnel," 310 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:38,855 into the rear of the building, where they will land on the X. 311 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:39,606 The X? 312 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,651 The X is the place in the ambush where we can deliver the most kills. 313 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,320 I'm assuming we're looking for an L-shaped ambush here, Joe? 314 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,906 - Well, yeah, but... - Once the Lobos are on this spot, 315 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:51,910 our support-by-fire position will open up with our most damage-producing weapons. 316 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,787 - The paint balloon. - Correct. 317 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,079 As they're being bombarded with the paint balloons, 318 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,999 we'll open up with the paint guns. 319 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,210 Then, as their back is broken, 320 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,879 we send in the assault element and finish the job. 321 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,506 What are your questions? 322 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,216 Can I shoot them in the face? 323 00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:07,175 Yes. 324 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,347 - Is that when I get Bessie? - [Carter] Correct. 325 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,930 - Do you like my outfit? - Adorable. 326 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,264 Thanks. 327 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,433 What is happening right now? 328 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,644 I play a lot of Call of Duty. 329 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,230 We're just talking a basic L here, no bigs. 330 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:24,526 I just hope this team of noobs can handle the chaos at the kill site. 331 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:28,321 I remember my first time. I didn't know which way was up. 332 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:33,034 Luckily, my squad leader, FingerBlaster69, got me through it. 333 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,786 That was leadership. 334 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:38,373 Is Joe the next FingerBlaster69? 335 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,792 Time will tell. 336 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,086 Time will tell. 337 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,550 [elevator bell chimes] 338 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,933 [automated voice] Third floor. Going up. 339 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:01,896 [gas hissing] 340 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,357 [muzak playing over speakers] 341 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,401 [inaudible dialogue] 342 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,789 [ominous music playing] 343 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,381 [Lucius panting] 344 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,134 Where am I? Who's doing this to me? 345 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,428 Why...? Why do I feel so greasy? 346 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,888 Did you oil me up? 347 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,849 [spitting] It's in my mouth. [groans] 348 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,227 You're in purgatory. 349 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,773 And whether or not you have a chance to go to heaven 350 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:49,819 or I send you straight to hell is entirely up to you. 351 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,392 [Lucius] Do you know who I am, buddy? You're in deep shit! 352 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,158 I know who you are. 353 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:59,162 You're the seven deadly sins all rolled up into one man, Lucius. 354 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,874 [Lucius] I mean, I'll take six out of seven, but gluttony? 355 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,834 Come on, man. I mean, look at me. 356 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:08,338 I do Pilates three times a week. I train capoeira with Russell Brand. 357 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:11,966 I got 7% body fat, baby. [chuckles] 358 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,428 Gluttony isn't about food. 359 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,597 It's about excess. 360 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:18,890 Hoarding. 361 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,434 You hoard office buildings. 362 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,144 You hoard cars. 363 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,105 You hoard... 364 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,358 parking spaces. 365 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,068 [Lucius] Parks... Okay. 366 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:34,489 Did you kidnap me over a parking spot? You're insane! 367 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,261 You must be one of Karen's employees. 368 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,536 I swear, when I get out of here, I'm gonna find out who you are! 369 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:40,828 [groaning] 370 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,583 What makes you think you're gonna get out of here? 371 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,627 Jesus Christ, you can't be serious. 372 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,797 Is it serious to cut a man into a million pieces 373 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,799 and serve him to a pig? 374 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:56,136 Take what's left over and put it in a bag of lye and lime 375 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,179 and drop it into the ocean? 376 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,849 Please! I'm begging you, I'll give her the spot back! 377 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,767 [groaning] 378 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,644 Lucius. Lucius. 379 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:06,770 Lucius. 380 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,525 I know you'll give her the spot back. 381 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:14,070 She knows you'll give her the spot back. 382 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:21,244 Your mom and dad at 1327 Briar Grove Lane knows she'll get her spot back. 383 00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:27,500 And I know their deepest REM sleep is between 0300 and 0500, 384 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,336 and they'll never see me coming. 385 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,175 [whimpering, blowing] 386 00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,552 [Kevin] And they'll never see me coming! 387 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,137 [cackling] 388 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,557 And they'll never see me coming. 389 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,481 [intriguing music playing] 390 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,219 [upbeat music playing] 391 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,028 [playing dramatic Latin music] 392 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,743 [suspenseful music playing] 393 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:55,797 Go, go, go! 394 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,882 For Bessie! 395 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:17,902 Come on, you apes! You wanna live forever? 396 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,404 [all shouting] 397 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,155 [dramatic music playing] 398 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,740 [inaudible dialogue] 399 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,044 [inaudible dialogue] 400 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:02,090 [pensive music playing] 401 00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:58,771 Did someone yell "Wolverines"? 402 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:00,273 Guilty as charged! 403 00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:01,983 I was in the dumpster. 404 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:04,610 That was awesome, guys. 405 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,742 - [Carter] Yeah. - [Ashleigh] You were awesome. 406 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,614 I've never done anything like that before. 407 00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:12,034 Yeah, well, you know they say, "Ambushes are a lot like camping." 408 00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:13,326 How? 409 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,413 Because they're "in-tents." 410 00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:19,041 - Sorry. It's bad. - You're so funny. 411 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:24,338 - Is Michael still coming, Ash? - Oh, no, he had to work again. 412 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,174 - [Jocelyn] Oh. - That's too bad. 413 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:29,802 Uh, I'm gonna hit the restroom real quick. I will be right back, y'all. 414 00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:39,979 What's going on with that? 415 00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:45,735 - What are you talking about? - No, don't give me those doe eyes. 416 00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,403 That only works on them. 417 00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:51,282 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Uh-huh. 418 00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:56,913 [playing dramatic Latin music] 419 00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:11,802 We want the raccoon back, or else... 420 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:15,056 Yeah, and you guys can't come to this bar anymore. 421 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,266 I am not giving Bessie back. 422 00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:21,437 I think you'll find you don't have a choice, little man. 423 00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:23,689 Guys, come on, are we really gonna do this? 424 00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:25,358 Oh, we're doing this, cabron. 425 00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:31,364 - You think you're a big man? - Oh, he surely does. 426 00:25:31,656 --> 00:25:33,616 Let's teach this guy a lesson, boss. 427 00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:35,910 Yeah, one that they'll never forget. 428 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,286 Guys, let's calm down. 429 00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:38,578 Or what, ese? 430 00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:40,122 You are not Hispanic. 431 00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:42,625 All right, this is over. 432 00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:43,917 Nothing is over. 433 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:46,295 What are you gonna do about it, GI Joe? 434 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:48,187 Well, if you take one more step forward, 435 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:50,383 I'm gonna make you taste your orbital bone, so... 436 00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:52,969 Oh, big man gonna hit a girl? 437 00:25:53,261 --> 00:25:55,054 Maybe we should all calm down. 438 00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:58,641 No, maybe they should make like a tree and get the fuck out of here. 439 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:02,395 [dramatic music playing] 440 00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:04,897 - [all shouting] - Oh, shit. 441 00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:12,029 [Ashleigh] Oh, my God! 442 00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:13,572 Get him, Joe. 443 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:16,450 Get him. 444 00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:19,161 Yeah, come on. 445 00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:21,038 No. That's a child. 446 00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:24,292 Yeah! 447 00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:28,045 You know what? This is part-time. I make $11 an hour. 448 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:33,384 [dramatic music playing] 449 00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:36,929 - Kick his ass, Joe! - Do it! 450 00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:39,807 Yeah! Yeah! 451 00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:43,978 If any of y'all so much as look at us the wrong way again, 452 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,771 I'm not gonna be so nice next time. 453 00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:50,693 [all chanting] Joe! Joe! Joe! 454 00:26:50,985 --> 00:26:53,279 Yeah! 455 00:26:53,571 --> 00:26:55,364 You did it, bro! 456 00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:57,283 [Chaz] Well, shit. 457 00:26:57,575 --> 00:26:59,493 I mean, holy shit. 458 00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:02,455 A woman? Children? 459 00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:05,374 The Army's a strange place, man. 460 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:08,294 He won, though. 461 00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:11,756 I mean, he did that. 462 00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:14,800 I think I could see the post-traumatic stress 463 00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:16,594 seeping out of him. 464 00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,430 I hope Joe is getting therapy. 465 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:25,645 Sometimes the lion needs to show the jackals who he is. 466 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,898 [man] Isn't that from Cool Little Junkies? 467 00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:30,191 [scoffs] 468 00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:33,777 Maybe. 469 00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:35,278 Hot. 470 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:40,159 I mean, this might make me sound like a bad person, but seriously... 471 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:42,952 hot. 472 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:46,248 [in Spanish] They're assholes! They're fucking crazy! 473 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:49,543 They always say things like: "Ese, ese." That group... 474 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:51,379 can go fuck themselves. 475 00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:53,798 They're not fucking Latinos. Fuck! 476 00:27:55,341 --> 00:28:00,471 [in English] That? Oh, that was a normal Friday night off base with the boys. 477 00:28:00,763 --> 00:28:03,557 They're acting like it was some sort of big deal. 478 00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:05,308 Just a fight. 479 00:28:06,227 --> 00:28:08,813 - [dramatic Latin music playing] - Los Lobos will ride again. 480 00:28:09,105 --> 00:28:10,481 Mark my words. 481 00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:13,818 Los Lobos will ride again. 482 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,075 - Good night, Joe. - [Joe] Raf, Bessie. 483 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,367 - Yep. - Be gentle. 484 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:24,537 - Bring it in, buddy. Great job today. - Hey. 485 00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:26,706 - Thank you, man. You too. - Have a good one. 486 00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:28,237 - Really. You killed it. - Yeah. 487 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:29,625 - Chazzy boy. - My man. 488 00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:31,557 - Yes, sir. - Hey, have a good night, bud. 489 00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:33,189 All right, man. See you. Take it easy. 490 00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:35,256 - Hey, Ash. - [Ashleigh] Hey. 491 00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:37,216 Do you need a ride home or anything? 492 00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:39,635 - Um, actually... - She's riding with me. 493 00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:41,697 All right. Well, you ladies have a good evening. 494 00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:42,722 Mm-hm. 495 00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:44,373 - Good night, Joe. - [Joe] See you. 496 00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:47,312 - [Jocelyn] You're drunk, honey. [laughs] - [Ashleigh] No, I'm not drunk. 497 00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:49,562 I'm not drunk. I'm not that drunk. 498 00:28:52,273 --> 00:28:53,858 [phone ringing] 499 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,695 - [soft jazz music playing] - Hey, Joe. 500 00:28:57,987 --> 00:28:59,530 I didn't think you were gonna answer. 501 00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:02,908 How's it going? 502 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,579 Sir, I think I just had the best day I've had on the job. 503 00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:07,871 That's great, Joe. 504 00:29:08,122 --> 00:29:11,333 It sounds like you're finally adapting to civilian life. 505 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:12,334 What happened? 506 00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:14,003 Oh, it was great, sir. 507 00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:17,575 First, we set up an L-shaped ambush to hit a rival company and steal their raccoon. 508 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,427 Well, technically, it was our raccoon that they stole, but we stole it back. 509 00:29:21,719 --> 00:29:25,055 And then the worst guy here, he got fired. And I banged the HR rep again. 510 00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:28,227 And then the double amputee female gang leader we stole the raccoon from, 511 00:29:28,476 --> 00:29:31,353 she bowed up to me at the bar, and I fucked her and her entire gang up. 512 00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:33,939 Every one of them is eating bloody chiclets right now. 513 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:38,152 Sounds like you're really taking my mentorship to heart, Joe. 514 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,029 - Every word, sir. - Do me a favor. 515 00:29:40,321 --> 00:29:44,742 Just be careful not to fall into the seductive nature of the easy path. 516 00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:47,077 What about anything I just told you sounded easy? 517 00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:50,790 Oh, I don't know. Just shooting from the hip here. 518 00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:53,918 You just knocked out a female double amputee 519 00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:56,045 instead of walking away from a fight. 520 00:29:56,337 --> 00:30:00,716 And if my math checks out, carry the two, you're sleeping with the HR rep 521 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:03,719 instead of going after the girl that you actually like. 522 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:07,515 She's with a better man than I, sir. Not gonna mess that up for her. 523 00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:09,725 - Gotta go. - [call disconnects] 524 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:13,068 - [jazz music playing over speakers] - [sighs] 525 00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:18,025 He never listens, Mr. Ducklesworth. 526 00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:20,694 But do you know who he might listen to? 527 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:26,534 George Washingduck. 528 00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:31,580 [ominous music playing] 529 00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:45,553 [door opens] 530 00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:51,433 [door closes] 531 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:54,395 [footsteps approaching] 532 00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:26,719 ? He stands strong ? 533 00:31:28,679 --> 00:31:29,679 What? 534 00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:35,769 "Parking reserved for Karen Underhill. Violators will be towed." 535 00:31:41,150 --> 00:31:46,196 Uh, okay, what's going on? Why do I have my spot back? 536 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:47,865 Karico, listen, uh... 537 00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:54,622 You know, the building committee met and we've reversed the decision. 538 00:31:55,456 --> 00:31:57,750 But you are the committee, so...? 539 00:31:58,042 --> 00:32:01,420 Karen, I'm not here to argue semantics, okay? 540 00:32:01,712 --> 00:32:04,256 It's bad enough you've got to work in this tiny office, 541 00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:06,717 driving a crossover, which is gross. 542 00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:12,640 You know, somewhat related, Fuel has doubled its revenues this year. 543 00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:16,518 I mean, I got so much money, I don't even know what to do with it all. 544 00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:18,312 I might just dig a hole 545 00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:21,190 and fill it back in just for the fun of it. [laughs] 546 00:32:21,482 --> 00:32:24,068 Okay, okay, you know, I thought we were having a moment, 547 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,486 but obviously not. 548 00:32:25,778 --> 00:32:29,782 Yeah. No, listen, have fun going back to being poor 549 00:32:30,074 --> 00:32:33,035 and playing whatever games you call running a business. 550 00:32:33,327 --> 00:32:36,038 Okay, you know, I've got a great game for you. 551 00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:39,667 It's called "hide and go fuck yourself." 552 00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:44,713 [Lucius] You know, you're turning into a real Karenzilla. 553 00:32:48,509 --> 00:32:51,178 Am I afraid of being sunk to the bottom of the ocean? 554 00:32:51,762 --> 00:32:53,764 [scoffs] No. Hell no! 555 00:32:54,056 --> 00:32:58,394 And why? Because Fuel always floats to the top. 556 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:03,941 And baby, when I get there, I'm gonna set your whole damn world on fire. 557 00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:07,403 [theme music playing] 558 00:33:07,453 --> 00:33:12,003 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0